Caillou

A Spoiled 5 Brat with no hair

Person:sorry i have to take my Caillou Home

by Optimusprimerambo July 11, 2025

hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.

"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."

by 'dork October 10, 2006

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.

You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.

by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Cock callous

The buildup of the lining of the throat from repeated deep throating resulting in the thickening and desensations of the throat enabling no holes barred cock gobbling

Babs sure must have cock callouses

by Mattchew December 8, 2017

Camel callous

When mom jeans/shorts have rubbed camel toe repeatedly and callous form on the beef curtains.

Gina had nasty camel callous from the high waist pants so I wasn’t gettin any tonight.

by 1beerlord September 15, 2018

Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou

Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's

by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019

dirty cailobe

Has the ability to sarcastically fuck you while enjoying it.

I thought we were making love but instead we had a dirty cailobe.

by Sexynativesioux June 9, 2020