When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
by OkayestBassist616 February 01, 2017
A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009
During sex one partner defecates on a woman's anus and then uses an object, generally a dildo, to force the feces into her anus. Usually accompanied by the shouting of misogynistic slogans.
by dr muon's dirty scribe March 14, 2010
to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....
by paranoya ding ding man January 22, 2009
The natural tendency of a shirt, while defecating on a toilet, to create a narrow passage along the abdomen and chest, through which potent fecal fumes are able to travel directly from the toilet to the face. Sufferers may experience, watery eyes, gaging, nausia, or in extreme cases vomiting.
I forgot to take my shirt off this morning during my morning glory, gave myself an Irish Chimney and ralphed everywhere.
I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.
Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.
-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."
Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea
I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.
Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.
-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."
Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea
by casual1 March 27, 2012
The act of defecating directly into someone’s mouth while both participants are sweaty and nude inside a steamy sauna while it’s freezing outside. Typically performed with a disturbing degree of eye contact and a sense of spiritual enlightenment.
My girl said she wanted to try something exotic on our yoga retreat—I didn’t realize she meant a full-on Himalayan Chimney.
by GerryDee69 May 17, 2025
by PJRUWG March 07, 2023