by Swaggz December 22, 2009

When looking at a woman from far away they look beautiful, yet the closer they come to you, the less attractive they appear.
Guy 1: That girl over there looks amazing.
Guy 2: Here she comes.
Guy 1: Nevermind, chick relativity.
Guy 2: *Laughs*
Guy 2: Here she comes.
Guy 1: Nevermind, chick relativity.
Guy 2: *Laughs*
by geckoman October 19, 2010

"Yo dawg, let's head over to Chick-Nigg-A I gots me some coupons fo free shiet."
*Proceed to drive-BY window*
*Proceed to drive-BY window*
by BigDiqNigg June 16, 2020

When bored, follow the route of hot chicks in a club.
Walk to a hottie, check her out and if no succes; look for the next girl to hit on. Continue till mission accomplished...
Make it look like you are on your way to something else and coincidentally run into her.
Don't follow same paths or make circles; it will look desperate.
Walk to a hottie, check her out and if no succes; look for the next girl to hit on. Continue till mission accomplished...
Make it look like you are on your way to something else and coincidentally run into her.
Don't follow same paths or make circles; it will look desperate.
"Dude, I didn't see you all night last night"
"True. I was chick trailing"
"I was soo bored, I was chick trailing all night."
"And did you manage to finish the trail?"
"Yep, I made out with this really hot chick."
"Sweet..."
"True. I was chick trailing"
"I was soo bored, I was chick trailing all night."
"And did you manage to finish the trail?"
"Yep, I made out with this really hot chick."
"Sweet..."
by Super-K September 28, 2009

by Kerries July 26, 2010

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.
(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?
Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.
Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.
Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
by batt men December 24, 2008

A colorless, odorless aura that lingers over a loser dudes, preventing them from hooking up with chicks. or other dudes
"Bill and I went out last night, but he apparently doused himself in 'chick repellant before we left', because no women would even talk to him."
by stellarchef April 6, 2010
