Cheetos Hangover

Having a deadly hangover in the morning delivered from the universe typically through spicy cheetos chips that is consumed late at night

What a shitty morning! i am having the worst cheetos hangover.

by Yanni19 January 17, 2019

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 June 17, 2017

cheeto mcdouchebag

A deservingly derogatory nickname for the orange-faced 45th President of the United States

Did you hear what President Cheeto McDouchebag did last week?

by The Rev September 28, 2019

cheeto masochism

When someone who enjoys pain uses cheeto to achieve their desired pain.

Hey baby! Would you leave me if I was into cheeto Masochism?

by thexsneeky May 21, 2016

it's a Cheetos thing

When you get Cheeto dust up yo penis

It was a It's a Cheetos thing

by Thetatochip December 28, 2022

Cheeto Benito

Another nickname for U.S. President Donald J. Trump

A:Trump wants to build a wall!
B: I hope Cheeto Benito can make the mexicans pay for it.

by crekcrek January 20, 2017

Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 06, 2022