dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021

cheerio

bye

Well, I'll be off now. Cheerio !

by artslayerlol February 3, 2021

Cheerios

The thing you stick your pee pee in

Jeffy sticks his PP in a Cheerios box, like he's fucking a woman

by JeffyFanatic5000 April 19, 2021

Cheerio

Slang for an ick (not liking something/ something that turns you off) - can be used as a code since many people don’t know what it means.

That was so cheerio.

Ew look at all the cheerioness in that.

by lozza_26 April 20, 2021

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

nepo-cheerio

A person who enthusiastically supports systems or policies that benefit nepo babies, despite having no such advantages themselves.

"Todd works two jobs but votes against taxing billionaires — total nepo-cheerio."

by බamen June 29, 2025

cheerio

Someone who is on tiktok

You are a cheerio!

by cheerio_guy August 1, 2025