Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

chayse canon

just the best person not 4"1 or stupid and is way beter than chris and is better than chris at everything else

Person 1: Dude I just saw a little chocolate cupacake who tripped on her own shoelace and accidently KILLED five babies!
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was chris, he just sucks at everything and is not like Chayse canon who is cool beans! chayse is cool

by chayse canon February 14, 2023

canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023

Canon

a brand for printers, cameras, binoculars etc.

person 1: do u have a canon printer?
person 2: no, silly, i have a canon camera!

by brightt January 27, 2022