If you don't know where the client ends and the publicist begins, you're a Bulldog Publicist. Sniffing the client's derriere to bolster their pathetic brands and pick out extended contract lengths is the sure sign of a Bulldog Publicist. Beware of their phony accents, dyed hair and dazzling smile as they will attempt to pour honey in your ear while dry-humping your wallet.
Bulldog Publicist: I hired a PR company to promote a brand I thought would do well in the marketplace. After pumping my ego and licking my bank account dry they dismounted my ideas and left me panting but without real direction.
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*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
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