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texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
by joel March 9, 2005
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Texas Belt Buckle

Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.
look at Dave’s Texas belt buckle!!! His nut sack is so tight it looks like it’s going to burst.
by S.Hoover August 20, 2019
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belt buckle bunny

That girl is such a belt buckle bunny she has slept with like... everyone
by AmandaLynn June 18, 2006
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Russian Belt buckle

When you smack a girl in the face with your nuts when shes givin a bbeeej.
I gave that bitch the russian belt buckle in the mouth
by nig 5000 May 13, 2005
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milwaukee belt buckle

After filling up a Milwaukee girl with Milwaukee's best food and beer and her gag reflex is triggered as she inhales your sausage, a Milwaukee belt buckle is the mess of half digested brats and beer thst covers your like a belt.
After feeding Emily beers and brats all day long, she left me with a Milwaukee belt buckle when she tried to blow me.
by Hairy Balzagna April 18, 2018
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chicken skin belt buckle

Where a man can pull his nut sack up past his belt buckle or up to his belly button
Yo, did Todd show you his chicken skin belt buckle?
by tattoodguy09 June 3, 2009
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