Brian

A guy who can't roast any one. Who also has an unnatural love for ducks. Only responds with a yes or no. Is just a sheep.

Man that guy is a total Brian.

by The master of jhg March 24, 2017

Brian

Fine as fuck.

Brian walks by
Woman: *moans* mm, that man is fine as fuck

by Chugachugachoochoo. March 28, 2019

Brian

A terrible person that is very stupid. Usually will make gay remarks.

Brian just called me gay, he's such a dick.

by CHINNchunn January 3, 2018

Brian

People with the name Brian are people who think they are liked but in fact have no friends at all and everyone thinks they he is a dick

Brian is a douche bag, dont be like Brian

by Douche Bag 123456789 August 21, 2018

Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

by shit head hater March 27, 2009

Brian

A complete jackass of a brother who likes to dick around when he isn't given what he wants.

dude, your such a effing Brian.

by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 7, 2009

Brian

An awesome guy with an abnormally large dick. Is sexually confused., and will have sex with anything that's hot and has a vagina or anus, regardless of gender. Unless drunk, where he'll have sex with just about anything.

Person 1: I totally sucked off Brian last night. I thought I was going to suffocate trying to fit that thing in my mouth!

Person 2: You faggot.

by That One Fag From School October 18, 2008