by Im meeee November 20, 2018
to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
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by CoolMintman11 April 17, 2022
When a white man is so angsty and pent up about being white and small and ineffective and they lash out a others in punitive and vindictive ways.
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by Brentissoft November 19, 2019
Brent is a try hard at almost anything he does. He is a nerd and his brother is really disliked. Brent is a weird guy he says weird jokes. He may be gay
by Lebron21 June 17, 2018
Brent can be a serious person at first glance but when knowing them deeper you will find out how funny of a person they can be with a welcoming personality with no hesitation
by Jklssad January 23, 2022