bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.

Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member

by chloe9463 June 26, 2022

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.

I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.

by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020

bonk

a bri'ish way of fucking someone

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init

by The Memed Human July 27, 2021

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Bonk

After gaming for hours you have a shit

David: Boys I just had the biggest Bonk

by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020

Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

bonk gang

a group of people who will whip and nae nae on you after stealing your lunch money

“the bonk gang just stole all my money” “i just got dabbed on by the bonk gang”

by ibuphrofen December 10, 2018