A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.
"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."
by Andy Felterbush January 12, 2010
to be framed & hunted down for being at the wrong place wrong time.
many others on the scene with identical backpacks to create confusion
dont believe me? do some research..
many others on the scene with identical backpacks to create confusion
dont believe me? do some research..
FBI: "ONLY THESE PICTURES OF BOSTON BOMBER WILL BE DEEMED CREDIBLE"
BIG SIS: "DRUDGE REPORT IS NOT CREDIBLE"
INFOWARS: "WHY ARE YOU DENYING BOMB DRILLS? WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS"
BIG SIS: "DRUDGE REPORT IS NOT CREDIBLE"
INFOWARS: "WHY ARE YOU DENYING BOMB DRILLS? WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS"
by UncleTed1776 April 21, 2013
by Ragnov October 18, 2004
One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.
while still being friends with that said husband.
-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber
"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber
"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
by 503 dakota July 27, 2008
Ass Bomber is coming over.
Yuck, tell him to keep his ass to himself. I don't need any Cherry Bombs in here.
Ok, Phillis.
Yuck, tell him to keep his ass to himself. I don't need any Cherry Bombs in here.
Ok, Phillis.
by Senior Julio October 09, 2008
by Majooka May 06, 2007
Losers dictated by hamas that terrorize innocent Israeli citizens, often deliberately blowing their own fool selves up in the process due to the mistaken belief that they'll be greeted in the afterlife by 72 virgins instead of one disappointed and really angry Jew, the son of the One that determines their eternity.
His sorrowful Muslim mother wasn't permitted to teach to him or sing to him the Father Abraham song, and unfortunately fagscist terrorists were therefore more easily able to convince him to become a hamasidal bomber.
by Jenny Sis 12.3 August 23, 2010