Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain
by bigben December 21, 2009
I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.
by Tha Dinger March 16, 2011
when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
by jjakaka March 06, 2014
Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 16, 2006
1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.
by Chariot Driver May 30, 2009
Doing an Upper Deck( the act of pooping in the top part of the toilet ) and receiving a Blumpkin (getting head while you are taking a poop on the toilet ). The result of these 2 combined is an Upper Blumpkin .
Matt: “ Hey so last night , Kim gave me an Upper Blumpkin in the bathroom at my Mom’s. “
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”
by Ecg1986 August 26, 2021
7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.
by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010