Benson

A sarcastic drunkard with a last name as his first name.

That guy is such a jerk, he can only be a Benson!

Only a Benson would create an Urban Dictionary War

by pronoun149 November 4, 2010

benson

The head, or the general area around it.

That kid's benson is so huge, it looks like he is a bobble-head er' sumthin'.

by Ryan"TheBalls"McDermott January 2, 2006

beason juice

anal leakage , brown butt juice , butt sauce

Baby your beason juice stained your underwear! After the gang rape he couldn't hold his beason juice!

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Benson.

Someone that is gay,homosexual and is sexually attracted to men.

Your mate is a benson.
I'm not a benson

by ChrisGoudie December 9, 2008

benson

VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,

Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.

by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009

basson

Basson is a type os sex possition

can we have basson tonight?

by dylan price January 14, 2008

Asian Bedson

The look in the morning when you get out of bed with squinty eyes.

I looked in the mirror this morning and an Asian Bedson was totally looking back at me.

by Dimpsyyy February 5, 2010