beeresponsibility

the duty, often of utmost importance, to bring water, hops, malt, and yeast (mixed, of course) to a social gathering. failure to heed beeresponsibility can result in serious injury or even death.

Ron Mexico has beeresponsibility for tonight - let's hope he's not too busy getting sexually tested and/or murdering dogs to remember.

by BOTW_Jay October 2, 2007

beeroshima

The large, delicious explosion that occurs after attempting to open a beer left in the freezer for too long

Nate left his beer in the freezer for the weekend by accident; not thinking, he attempted to crack a tasty cold one, only to have it go beeroshima on his ass

by fastillion June 15, 2010

Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010

beersy

The act of concuming quantities of alcohol, in most cases beer, with fellow friends or lads at a party/pub/club.

"Hey Tibsy, lets go get beersy!"
"Hey Oater, what you doing tonight?" "I'm getting beersy with Clemo"

by Braggy September 6, 2006

beershower

Noun: the activity of showering while drinking beer(s)
Verb: to drink beer(s) during the process of showering

On Fridays, Josh always spends the last hour in his cubicle preparing a playlist to accompany his weekly beershower.

by JesusCL January 26, 2011

beetus punch

A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.

I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.

by zackaryn September 10, 2010

fuck beers

Beers men bring over a girl's apartment as a peace offering when their sole intention of coming over is to have sex. If you look in a girl's fridge and there are random singles of different beers, chances are she has had numerous men visit her humble abode.

"I arrived at a chick's house carrying a six-pack of fuck beers; I could tell she hadn't been fucked since last summer...when I opened her fridge there were two Sam Summer's and a BL Lime on the side door."

by Debbie Downerz October 13, 2011