Beaver

One who constantly gets in the way of another's happiness; "BUILDING DAMNS" in ones "RIVER OF LIFE"

Charles Gregory is such a beaver

by Aprilfool_fosho August 4, 2009

beaver flaps

the large droopy flaps hanging out of a vagina due to high quantities of useage and excessive stretching.

Her beaver flaps were so large that not even her panties could contain them.

by pittss1s May 18, 2011

beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

by Ron May 10, 2006

Sneaky Beaver

An extremely sneaky person. Synonymous with Slippery Pickle.

Puckett: Wow! Neighbor is quite the sneaky beaver. You never know when or where he will pop up.

by proseb4hos May 24, 2009

Beaver Heaver

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.

a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."

by 'Plif April 3, 2010

beaver that pickle

when your father nibbles the seeds and discards the rind

Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out

by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019

albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014