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bathroom encounter

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom
Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.
by deadheadrik December 28, 2009
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Bathroom Fug.

When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.
Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.
by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009
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bathroom bonanza

Spending an unnecessary amount of time in the bathroom to prevent your roommate from using it. This is often a subtle form of revenge for those who are unfortunate enough to live with a rude slob.
Last night, I had a bathroom bonanza around the time my roommate usually gets ready for bed. I hid out in there for an hour - showering, and getting ready for bed myself although I stayed up for hours afterward. I painted my nails for the first time in months, admired my new tattoo in the mirror and enjoyed some relaxing BBM time. Maybe now she's thinking the same thing I am... BITCH SHOULD'VE CLEANED.
by snolan April 8, 2011
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bathroom sniping

When you're busy in the bathroom in the morning and leave for two seconds, only to find on your return that someone else has occupied the bathroom.
1. With 6 of us in the house and only 1 bathroom, we have multiple occurrences of bathroom sniping every morning.

2. "Dammit Jim! I'm sick of your bathroom sniping! I'm right in the middle of brushing my teeth."
by erusolo February 10, 2014
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bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.
"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."
by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014
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bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long
"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."
by Disco Anus May 1, 2014
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Bathroom guppies

When you look down after jerkin it on the toilet and see them swimming around.
Hey mom! Wanna see my bathroom guppies!
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