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Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
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Bob:never trust a barber man.
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by Beesofbag September 3, 2022
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