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Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.
He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
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Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
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Barberism

The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.
barberism- my dog is addicted to barberism
by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022
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Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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Paddy’s Barbers

We going Paddy’s Barbers Boys
by MacDooDoo69 January 12, 2019
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the barber

A guy who likes to fuck up beautiful girls lives
He is the barber of all time
by Oibo March 7, 2017
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Huang Barber

A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.
Man 1: "have you seen the new Huang Barber video?"
Man 2: "yeah it was fire"
by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024
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