kick the back door in

During sexual activity. A term relating to taking a lady up the back passage.

Kick the back door in:
'Have you kicked michelle's back door in yet?'

'Things got a little frisky las night and i ended up kicking her back door in!'

by Beans57 November 7, 2006

smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.

(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

by sphilli2004 March 2, 2011

Knocking at the back door

When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.

Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.

“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

kick in the back door

to be penetrated rectally, generally by a penis.
Being buggered.

He is so hot i'd give him a kick in the back door

by master luke July 10, 2006

knocking on the back door

When a man feigns an attempt at anal penetration in order to startle his partner.

Woman: I told you I don't do that!

Man: Don't worry, I'm just knocking on the back door.

by wiggy_G November 20, 2009

smashing her back door

Another word for anal sex with a woman

I bent her over and started smashing her back door in

by mad ibiza March 14, 2006

double back door conversation

When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.

'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

by DaynaS March 30, 2008