Mustard stroke

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.

Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.

by Ironictruth August 24, 2016

rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.

I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.

by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017

Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.

Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!

by sumaloma September 24, 2021

The Mustard Hotdog

During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.

Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.

by IIIMankebeater69III August 24, 2021

Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023

Double mustard

A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.

My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.

by Itsahelmet April 21, 2023