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Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.
Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.
by Info2go April 4, 2025
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano
by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022
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BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
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chamber of bloom

(Unidentifiable, but I’ve suspicions)
A chamber of uses in which to have sex with someone.
Specifically entitled in a manga, of which leads into the idea of (someone) taking (someone) to a specified place/room (etc.) to have sex.
“Meet me at the chamber of Bloom, I will wait for you there.”
by sorrower July 9, 2023
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Blooming

The act of rolling back one's foreskin to reveal the head or glans of the penis.
William's penis was blooming after Emma tugged it down out of frustration.
by The REAL Artist January 4, 2023
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Melodic Bloom

the feeling you get in your mind when you hear a rhythm and it just hits that "funny spot"
i was listen to juice and shiii made me have a whole Melodic Bloom- dead ass how i made this word/phrase
by Jr rhythm March 18, 2024
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