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Jerry's Berries

A bedroom trick in which a man forcibly inserts his testicles into a girls butthole while jerking off, and right as he is about to blow a load he "pops" his balls out real fast and splooges on her face.

In reference to "Sherries Berries" famous Chocolate dipped strawberries. These are the chocolate dipped Man berries,

AKA: "Jerry's Berries"

During Jerry Brown's campaign for governor in California it was common at bars to hear the phrase "Give her the Berries Jerry!" yelled at the television screen when Jerry made statements against his hideous opponent Meg Whitman.
I took this guttermonster home the other night, she was so ugly that the only way I could finally nut was to give her the Jerry's Berries...
by SailorJerry88 November 7, 2010
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blumkin berries

You start with numorous insufficent wipes of the anus. Upon completion you should have an abundance of dry shit on the tips of your ass hair. Once all the shit has dried you pluck it out and put it into a plastic container(preferbly ziploc baggie for maximun freshness). You then take part in the act of sexual intercousre with a man/woman depending on your preference. After such act you pull out the baggie and feed the "blumkin berries" to your sexual partner like grapes.
dude, i just got mad burn with the blumkin berries on angela
by cash canoli January 27, 2010
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razz my berries

Can be used in place of SUCK MY DICK in public.
Teacher: "William, Please do number one on the board please."
Student: "Man razz my berries"
by Wjp09 January 13, 2008
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snoz berries

a berry that is in oompa land
the snoz berries taste like snoz berries
by matthya May 28, 2003
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Nanny Berries

The excrement of a fainting goat; found in the form of little balls approximately the size of a BB. They arrive in small packs clusters and disassemble on the point of impact on the ground
"oh my! That fainting goat just let out a load of nanny berries!"
by Bear Phills December 29, 2011
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TWIGGS N' BERRIES

Not to be interpreted as a euphemism for the male anatomy, yet not to be dismissed as being entirely unrelated to the aforementioned euphemism either, TWIGGS N' BERRIES is a collaborative project including such elephantine names as MushroomStamp, TeabaG, and FancyPantz. Two separate singles featuring artists Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Tyga are said to be in production; however, TWIGGS N' BERRIES were recently reported to decline a request to join Young Money Entertainment, stating, "We are, in fact, younger money."

Although no one has seen or heard them perform, group member MushroomStamp recently stated in an interview with Black Entertainment Television that their reputation is carried by the names of which they are in possession and the streets from which they come. Their first EP is scheduled for a Winter release, but the year of that release has not yet been determined.
Tyler: Hey, can I borrow your TWIGGS N' BERRIES?

Tim: What are you going to do with them?

Tyler: I'm going to put them in the CD player... and press play. What did you think I meant?

Tim: Nothing. Don't worry about it.
by TeabaGMushRoomFancyPantZ October 4, 2010
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twig and berries

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.
You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.
by awiz January 20, 2011
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