barrel-assing

Going ridiculously fast, preferably down hill.

So i was on my sled, right, and i was barrel-assing down the hill...

or

Woah.. did you see that Viper go barrel-assing past us?

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

barrel of laughs

An unfunny or annoying person.

The term was originally used to refer to a funny person or situation, but is used sarcastically so often that the original meaning is all but lost.

Similar to laugh riot.

Yeah, he's a regular barrel of laughs. Shoot me, please.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

cracka barrel

a plethera of white people in one place

we thought that club was gonna be hoppin' but it was a straight cracka barrel in that bitch!

by caddie womp ass March 31, 2008

apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.

That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth

by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

Rain barrel

To urinate into an anus with the penis inserted inside.

I heard Ted gave Susan a rain barrel for her birthday.

by Down Spout Jim January 16, 2022

Back of the barrel

An absolute annoying, wrongun or stupid thing

"That was an absolute back of the barrel move"

by Aldis_bin_raider_296 December 12, 2021