Arizona Shower Door

A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.

"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album

by Allimac July 18, 2020

Arizona Iced Tea

This is by far the best tea in the world. It comes in many flavors such as Green Tea,Rasberry Flaored Tea, Lemon Flavored Tea. I think it's sold everywhere.

D00d! Arizona Iced Tea is so good.
Arizona Iced Tea is the best teaa around. <2
Arizona Iced Tea is teh sexxx I drink it and I am so hxc.

by stellllarrr™ March 07, 2007

Arizona sorehoe cactus

Any female that has had enough penice in her to qualify as a cactus is a Arizona sorehoe cactus. This female can be found at any dope man's house , in their car, watching their kids and or sitting in the corner trying to get a freebe from anyone willing.

Man that girl Casandra is a real Arizona sorehoe cactus. I hear she does anybody for anything.

Man that girl casandra has more dicks in her then a porky pine. She's a real sorehoe cactus.

by Psd publishing February 23, 2020

Arizona Tea Can

Used to refer to an extremely long and thick penis.
This became popular after images of men's cocks compared to an Arizona Tea can became popular online.

He has got an Arizona Tea Can in his pants.

God blessed my boyfriend with an Arizona Tea can dick.

by Gay Cola Girl November 17, 2016

avondale, arizona

A small town next to phoenix full of spoiled ass Mexicans, (some whites blacks and natives as well) in the suburbs that think saying n*gga/n*gger is okay. Also has very few REAL gangsters 😎🔥 LOTS of fights, and many drug dealers.

(P.s. Don’t fuck with certain people or you WILL get your dumbass shot)

Yooo, The People From Avondale, Arizona Either Know Wassup Or They Some Lil Bitches Fr.

by Sadyeehaw😔🤙 September 15, 2018

Arizona Apple Bobbing

The act of pushing your testicles into the vagina and using your penis to stimulate the clitoris as best you can

Jack was worried he would cum too quickly, so he started Arizona apple bobbing her for a while

by errhellothur August 22, 2011

Arizona State University

Sort of a college, but not really.

I went to Arizona State University because I didn't have the grades for ITT Tech.

by jewduck1 August 01, 2011