Wax Anxiety

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.

I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…

by Crack of Dawn May 5, 2023

Anxiety vote

Knowing your voting rights are actively under attack (probably by the own government or foreign) so you force yourself to vote because you know now you need to, more than ever...

Even tho the options are still shit

I need to make my anxiety vote this year I see, better take some reinforcements and comfort food to deal with the waiting time and the brainwashed militias

by vwv6 October 31, 2020

printer anxiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease about using a printer. Oftentimes linked to office situations.

"Have you seen Aaron? He seems to have printer anxiety!"

by RonnyMC September 8, 2022

Anxiety Bag

noun - a bag of vaporized cannabis too large for just one human. Unless, of course, that human is toking proficient.

Gentleman 1: I'd better not fill her all the way up, otherwise she'll be an anxiety bag.

Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!

Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!

by Líf: Amigo de los Pájaros July 19, 2013

Bubbling Anxiety

The sense of growing nervousness as Covid lockdown eases and people are advised to get in to social bubbles

I’ve got real bubbling anxiety about that bbq on Saturday night

by Char Writes July 3, 2020

money anxiety

Mostly for the ones who usually do not pay for things themselves but have someone else. Simply for the fact that money spending and getting change gives them anxiety. Or it could be something like thinking you do not have enough money to pay for something.

Example: “Can you come into the store with me because I have money anxiety”

by Jasmine Pineapple January 12, 2021

Pee Anxiety

When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.

Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.

by So Chill December 22, 2015