Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.
The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.
Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.
Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.
Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.
The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.
Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.
Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.
Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
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