Eva

Eva is a beautiful dirty-blond, green-eyed girl. She is too cool for school. Sugar is her bæ and she is very picky.

It is hard to feed Eva but you've got to love her and her eyes.

by lalalaeffie March 18, 2017

eva

a short for anus

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Anorectum.gif

hi my name is eva dumb.
hi my name is anus dumb.

by JamalJunk December 17, 2008

Eva

A fuckwit, spoilt bitch! Flirts with boys that are in relationships and leads everyone one. Smokes weed at parties, shows up "fashionable late", tells secrets to others to seem cool.

Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol

Invitation states, "all invited, only rule
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"

by Pussy pussy pussy April 24, 2018

Eva

The palest fucker you'll ever meet. Like does she even go outside????? Omg she's so pale

Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag

Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao

Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho

Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.

Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.

Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga

Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon

Bobby: O shit look at dat it's Eva
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf

by lil-miss-eevee July 12, 2017

Eva

if you have an eva in your life then you better not lose her. she takes no shit shes stubborn and isnt afraid to speak her mine without caring what people think. someone called is very beautiful and has a nice body but she doesn't really care. evas are funny and loyal and wont let you down, be careful though and dont upset her.

is that eva?
yeah, dont mess with her though!

by $$cocoooala$$ November 6, 2020

Eva

The name of an epic non-binary, lesbian that appears as ‘Bakugou’ in my contacts.

Eva

by N o❤️ October 11, 2020

Eva

She is literally the most beautiful, nice, cute person you can ever met. Also Eva is super funny, when you are with her its garantied that you'll get a great time.

If Eva loves you DO NOT LOSE HER... she's a precious girl. And she is the best friend you can never have in your life so...

by Sam bro December 11, 2020