Airplane Psychosis

a condition where a person enters a plane and enteres a strange "psychotic state".

this may lead to various issues such as:

- irattic/uncontrolable movements

- violent outbursts such as yelling, screaming, use of slurs

- physical violence

- entitlement

causes of this condition are currently unknown, but some common theories include:

- Depression

- Drugs

- Being Rich/Famous

- Brainrot

- Karen Syndrome

- Burger King Crown

"dude this guy was freaking tf out on my flight earlier. craziest case of airplane psychosis i've ever seen"

by telamons chicken hat June 19, 2025

airplane center

it's a fucking airport what else did you expect

"I explained to my dumbass friend that an airport is an airplane center"

by black crayon heroin addict September 21, 2023

airplane nap

When you sleep in a state of half-consciousness and wake up feeling more or equally tired to before the nap, taken mostly on airplanes or public places

friend A-“so how was the flight back?”
friend B- “not too bad I took an airplane nap for half of it”

by The Duke of Shittington March 08, 2020

Airplane Peanuts

A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.

Yoooo that chick just gave me airplane peanuts last night. Craziest. night. of my life.

by HangryBagel February 21, 2024

Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life February 12, 2016

airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.

Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.

by Vickie kap December 20, 2020

airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.

Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.

by Vickie kap December 18, 2020