Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.

I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.

by Bbobbxx April 12, 2016

Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

by krafty89 January 23, 2011

Athletesexual

The sexuality that makes it so that you're only attracted sexually to people that keep playing sports and have no IQ whatsoever and hate the intellectual.

"Look at Bruce over there, he's such a jock, I'm so glad I'm Athletesexual!"

by TUMBLR GENDERS AREN'T REAL July 15, 2016

Athletes cunt

When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.

Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.

by Langcable32 April 3, 2019

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012

athletic sun

A fashion line. Athletic Sun, it's more than a brand it's inspiration. The logo is a rising sun decorated in a bold and unique style. The designs are vivid colors, unique art symmetry amd recognizable international images. AthleticSun.com, features the online store front.

I want an Athletic Sun design.

by Athletic Sun March 14, 2017

atalete

Atalete is a very gorgeous girl, she is know to have a kind heart and a warm smile. When men get the chance to be with her they become so mesmerized by her beauty and personality. Atalete is a hard worker and a big supporter for friends and family. She’s very cultural and is quite talented as she can sing, dance and even cook. When Atalete cares for someone, she cares a lot to the point where she will do what ever it takes to see that person happy and successful. Although Atalete is many amazing things, at times she doubts her self but luckily she has people to show her other wise. Leading to the next thing, Atalete can spot a fake friend before you can so listen to her advise carefully. Atalete is a real person very genuine and honest, she is one to keep a secret and to fight for another. She makes people laugh and smile. She keeps to herself mostly but isn’t shy to make new friends, but she has a perfected group to be with mostly. At times Atalete tends to put others before her self and can be to forgiving a little to easily but knows when she’s had enough! All in all if you are an Atalete feel proud of who you are, and know you are just as special.

“ is her name Atalete? She’s so pretty! “

by ykwtfgob January 20, 2018