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Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father
went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.
by Trey greenwald May 28, 2018
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Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023
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Arkansas

25th state in the Union. Home to Walmart, Diamond Mining, White Feather, One of the highest dog populations in the US, and beautiful nature.
Arkansan: Yo, i live in Arkansas
by SebaliMotherTrucker November 3, 2023
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Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023
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Suicide by Arkansas

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed
by ice-man2 January 5, 2024
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Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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Arkansas Saw Duster

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.
This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.
by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 23, 2024
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