Aleros

A Honduran term that Is used to describe a group of close friends. Another popular term used in Honduras is La Mara.

"Esos picaros ahi son mis aleros", "Loca invita los aleros al party esta noche", "Mis aleros son mas que amigos vos son familia"

by castellano October 27, 2018

Alert Jiz

The drink that you can totally get (not) in order to send yourself crazy over anything involving the Emergency Alert System. Youtubers in this category use this drink now to get the good content.

If you buy Alert Jiz, you will go completely crazy over EAS Alerts.

by WheelerYT July 11, 2019

Alerto

a very hot man from the Realm of Retardation

wow Alerto is so hot

by Alerto official March 28, 2020

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by rootkill March 17, 2022

Oiler Alert

An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.

by Guido66 May 30, 2010

Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

by zunit469 February 20, 2015