Gary Sanchez

When your lady leaves a slimy trail of vaginal juices on a mans upper lip.

gary the snail+dirty sanchez=gary sanchez

Pedro-"last night I let Maria sit on my face, and all I got was a gary sanchez.

by haleyroxcox July 7, 2011

sourcream sanchez

applying a huge gob of sourcream under a unsuspecting victims nose with your first and middle finger while they are preparing any dinner fare with sourcream in it, then as they shake their head in disgust you loudly yell "sourcream sanchez"

While junior was making up his soft taco at dinner last night steven snuck up behind him reached around the front of his face and smeared him up with a sourcream sanchez.

by murfmann November 14, 2009

dirty+sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.

That bitch was so skanky, she didnt even mind that I gave her a dirty snachez!

by BryanO July 17, 2003

Candy Sanchez

Like a "Dirty Sanchez" except using vaginal fluids. When a guy has sex with a woman and rubs his penis across her upper lip, putting her own vaginal juices on her upper lip, making an authentic looking Mexican mustache.

I didn't want a Dirty Sanchez, so he gave me a Candy Sanchez instead.

by T-Dub's Girl May 9, 2006

Purple Sanchez

Medal given for Living with the nickname Dirty Sanchez.

I was scarred and beaten, but I was awarded the Purple Sanchez medal of honor

by slanchez April 25, 2005

frozen sanchez

When performing doggystyle and you are about to blow your load, you reach for a frozen piece of shit. As you are about to blow your load, you pull out and stick the frozen piece of shit in her pussy.

I was about to blow my load and didn't want to get her pregnant, instead i gave her the frozen sanchez!

by Nash Bridges January 10, 2008

sloppy sanchez

like a dirty sanchez, but you stick your finger into her butt after you just bust a nut inside her, and then draw the jizz/shit laden moustache on her face

dude, i fucked your mom in the ass last night, bust a nut, and then gave her a sloppy sanchez

by som May 18, 2006