Raven Tales

A term used during the US reality television show Big Brother to describe the many ailments, lies, and claims made by contestant Raven Walton.
Fellow houseguest Paul asks 23-year-old Raven Walton what her GPA was in college, and she replies, dance! Other Raven Tales include she has rough kneecap syndrome, and she regularly gets them shaved down. But her bones are disintegrating as well as her cartilage. Raven has also been diagnosed with Raven's Disease, which makes your hair follicles stop growing. She is the only person that has it, besides a family in Sweden. She also has endometriosis; oddly, for her, it causes a rash on all of her organs. She has hyperthyroidism, but the medicine she needs to take would kill her. She also has arthritis; using a Q-tip makes her cough, has an inverted spine, one ovary smaller than the other, and has had her colon removed. Through all this, prior to going on Big Brother, she was scouted for the Olympics but decided to go on Big Brother instead.
by typewhiter1 January 18, 2024
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Weeaboo Tale

A story someone makes to compensate for a lack of sex life.
A weeaboo tale from my man Kodak, represent G i trmmed it so fucking small.
My life had no purpose and I would often push myself to heart failure. Filled with rage, i flipped the entire county upside down looking for the man, my feelings getting the best of me. Finally, five hours later I found the cunt. I walked out, gun in hand and approached the man. I spoke with him and fired in his direction, what I did not realize was that Ariana was watching me and that the MP5 knocked me back on the ground, making me miss my shot,
The cunt ran off, Ariana too. I knew that this was the end.
Sirens wailed in the distance, giving me a scare, making me shaky. I positioned the barrel to my mouth and fired, the bullet going through my right cheek, however the pain was enough to knock me out.
Dreaming about an alternative reality where I was the one on top was clearly just a dream amd I knew it. I was in a coma due to being dropped by the reckless EMTs.
After the realization, my bootcamp duties were releived, and I was a free man. I am now paying in my bed, crying myself to sleep because I know I cannot win her back, the man she is with must be super rich, I am here sleeping in an alleyway near my house because my mother does not want to see me anymore, ever. I figured my chances are zero, I should give up. But that was never an option I would consider, ever. And so my last chance started, I was ready to be a man and give a pause to my feelings, Ariana, here I come~.
by KODAK45555 August 26, 2018
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tales from the hood

Guy 1 Tales from the hood is so bad
Guy 2 How? its so good and so original
by afafafafa February 23, 2021
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Tattle tale

Isn't Harry, Duke of Sussex a little tattle tale Margaret? Telling tales about his family is so unseemly don't you think!
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Tale from the rELBJaLUD

Tale from the rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader under dirt buried 6 feet under story. A American tale from the grave of Lonnie benningfield junior in blue 💙. Lbj gets shot up in the street's by his arrival in red and he comes back to hunt them down one by one before he is put back in his grave. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created tale from the relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
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tale klaging

Noen som velger å kun meddele triste historier og hendelser eller noe vanskelig som skjer i livet, som en prøve, i håp om å tvinge frem en form av sympati eller medfølelse i mottakeren.
"Oh my God. Jeg var syk i helgen og fikk ikke øvd noen ting"
"Huff så leit altså"
"Og om ikke det var nok, så har jeg migrene, og jobb etterpå. Og oppkjøring har jeg også denne uken"
"Wow, driver du med tale klaging eller?"
by Sigfrid30 May 22, 2023
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A 2017 French animated comedy film. It's based on a book, and very obscure. It has three stories, all based around the animals of a farm and their interactions.
French: Le Grand Méchant Renard et autres contes
"I think the Big Bad Fox and Other Tales is underrated."
"Why do you like it?"
"I like the style of the cartoon animals, and it's pleasant to watch. There's an English dub, too."
by The Koopa Named Lemmy November 21, 2021
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