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beefy tale

An absurd lie so obviously from the truth that it can only be a beefy tale.
Jacob, did you know that mangosteen is like the strongest antioxidant and its the cure fore everything?

Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
by The biggest of all cats November 7, 2017
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Tale

A person you would love to be around. She can be very complicated, bit if you first understand her and her meanings, you would change your mind.
Tale can be hard to get, bit if you first get her you would never los her form your life.
Tale is used in the name situasion
by Catrin Hansen October 10, 2018
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redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...
by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
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ho-tale

A converation about a recent outrageous sexual encounter.
Man, I hate talking to her... she always has some outrageous Ho-Tale to tell me.
by Kyssable March 21, 2008
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tall tales

Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!
Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
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punk tale

Punk Tale is a little asshole who doesn't know when to quit.
Person: "Stop grabbing at my anus} dad! Your such a Punk Tale}!
by Poptart Savage August 27, 2016
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The Big Bad Fox and Other Tales

A 2017 French animated comedy film. It's based on a book, and very obscure. It has three stories, all based around the animals of a farm and their interactions.
French: Le Grand Méchant Renard et autres contes
"I think the Big Bad Fox and Other Tales is underrated."
"Why do you like it?"
"I like the style of the cartoon animals, and it's pleasant to watch. There's an English dub, too."
by The Koopa Named Lemmy November 21, 2021
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