To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.
by Jammothet April 13, 2021
Get the Beef plankmug. by HeffyHef July 14, 2011
Get the reverse plankingmug. Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."
Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."
Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."
by hiphopotato June 27, 2008
Get the plank timemug. A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.
by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020
Get the Golden plankmug. If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.
That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
by Raydon February 23, 2004
Get the chief plankmug. When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.
Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
by Plankpimp December 24, 2010
Get the Sandwich Plankingmug. plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.
Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Davy Jones September 26, 2005
Get the plank ownermug.