Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn

Glenn is a synonym for 'prowl'.
To 'Glenn' is to wait in the woods and watch from between the leaves with a magnet and rope in hand.

Person 1 : Dude, stop Glenning!
Person 2 : But I've found so much metal!

by alabaster32 September 10, 2021

Glenn

A older guy who can’t admit he’s getting old. Someone who uses out of date slang.

My dad is being such a Glenn.

by LaylaaRoo September 11, 2021

Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS

omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer

by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021

Glenn Mahon

Man with a tine tiny shlog

Omg Glenn Mahon where is it???? Is it in yet ????

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021

Glenn

the biggest degenerate you will meet in your life. Literal dog brain will chase a laser point if presented.

“Whats glenns problem he always seems off?”
“Idk bro”

by eljefedon October 31, 2021

glenn

glenn is my mi amor, i love him just the way he was, he's pogi and everythingg

i love glenn uwu mwa

by by condom restocker April 28, 2022