a dumb bitch who can’t read for shit, mental breakdowns three times a week, failing highschool, can’t speak properly either
jasmine is ew
by whoopschingchong January 2, 2020
Get the jasminemug. 1. someone who throws away a pumpkin after being given as a "heart warming get-well after getting your tonsils removed" present
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
by -B.A.Y. December 24, 2008
Get the jasminmug. A silly mexican with a sexy dad and the most perfectist bestest friend ever and ever (also known as a Jordana).
Boy: "yo man i need me some tacos"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
by percy jackson January 22, 2013
Get the Jasminemug. A pretty, amazing sweet girl who loves everyone. She often puts everyone before herself and just wants the best for everyone. She usually gets taken advantage of by most people including her own friends. She is a very good judge of character but refuses to respect her instincts until it’s too late. She’s over all an amazing person.
Oh my gosh jasmine is so beautiful.
by xoxo_urmom November 22, 2021
Get the Jasminemug. Someone who goes after dealers, commonly referred to as bag chaser, or easy head . Would do anything for her next fix . Only out for themselves and don't care who gets hurt in order for them to stay off the street and easy access to their choice of fix.
Can you believe the way jasmine acted, not really its normal for bag chaser to only think about themselves.
by Jsurb October 16, 2020
Get the Jasminemug. The most beautiful woman in the world, looks like Michelle keegan and is very kind, helpful to everyone she meets. Is will to do what ever it takes to be there. Ones you meet one you will never forget. Even know you know she is way to beautiful for you. Everyone she meets likes her.
The beautiful JASMINE
by Master unknown February 12, 2020
Get the Jasminemug. by handles R sssssssnice June 20, 2020
Get the Jasminemug.