A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009
Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.
by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle
by BigDickGangsta'69 October 24, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back
by urlocalhoe June 4, 2019
Get the Kylemug. 
A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 5, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
by russianamish June 18, 2019
Get the Kylemug.