Stripper Strep

After a stripper feeds the bird and a day later you can’t swallow anything.

Hey Larry what happened to your voice?

Sapphire was feeding the bird during my lap dance last night at Ba Da Bing

Oh snap, yeah you totally have stripper strep

by Mathemagician January 16, 2021

Stripper ikea

A dumb ass kid that dances on poles at church because they think they will clout but instead they get weird perverts on there Snapchat

John: look he is a stripper ikea

Susana: ya I hope he knows about the perverts looking at him

by Therealzzstripper May 14, 2020

The Stripper Effect

The phenomenon where the person cheated on blames the other woman instead of their significant other, who is the actual guilty party. Often caused by internalized misogyny.

The impact of the Stripper Effect became evident when Sheila marched right past her cheating boyfriend, Dave, and tackled Megan, the other woman, to the floor.

by aboodalakaka October 20, 2020

Stripper Whipped

When you go to an exotic venue that has multiple ladies conducting erotic choreographed dance movies in their sexiest outfit. Soon one dancer will catch you starring and invite you to the back for VIP dances. Before you know it, you are Stripper Whipped. She has got you!! Many scholars have attempted to figure ways to get out of this phenomenon. Unfortunately, there is no answer. Only cure is when you give away all your money and dignity to them. They will walk away and have you wanting more.

Bro I went to a strip club last night. I got super Stripper Whipped and fell in love with her. Spent all my rent and lunch money on her. I'm broke as a joke son!!

by One man party!! July 3, 2023

Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

by <3Weed October 19, 2009

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

Stripper Tanlines

Tan lines that make you look like a stripper.
i.e. megan and kristin.

Those stripper tanlines are a bit ridiculous!

by retart1234567890 May 3, 2010