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ETS

estimated time of sleeping
Johnny: What are your plans for tonight?
Beth: I have a lot of work so my ETS is 2AM.
by bootysmacker September 9, 2012
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en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "if and when you will be mature enough (to know)".
son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma September 29, 2012
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The ET manouvre

When one stretches their cockhole to an enourmous size in order to swollow another person or thing whole.
Matt: Dude did you read that ET fanfic the other day?
Chris: No, why?
Matt: That shit was fucked up they did the ET manouvre and that nigga was swallowed whole.
Chris: Dude that's fucked up.
by Inlaidflyer December 10, 2012
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, i;s learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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Tog et

To drag a woman back to the kitchen so that she can resume making your sandwich.
Bella: Come at me Edward!
Edward: Tog et, wench.
by polomint27 November 3, 2012
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panem et circenses

panem et circenses:

a) (direct translation) :bread and circuses in Latin

b) (adj): something that exists purely f-sag with no real concrete purpose
The United Nations today is nothing more than a panem et circenses, a political circus that performs only for the media.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2013
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