Singed Ball Syndrome

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012

Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.

A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."

by BigRed60 August 1, 2009

singed nut hairs

Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.

Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.

by Luigi August 12, 2004

Go sing with Elvis

Phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar.

Hey Dave, save my seat, I'm going to go sing with Elvis.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

Maybe If I Sing

A diss song direct towards 50 Cent, performed by Sheek Louch on his album After Taxes.

"Maybe if I sing, I'll be rich
Maybe if I rat on you, I'll be rich
Maybe if I crossover, I'll be rich
I wanna be, I wanna be, just like that 50 bitch"

by Da Carp November 25, 2006

freddy the singing bear

Freddy is a animatronic bear that sings for kids at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. He is known for being in Five Nights at Freddy. Five Nights at Freddy's is a fictional horror game that has you survive 5 nights to watching creepy robots to earn money.
Freddy holds a microphone and sings. Freddy has many different forms, here are some: Freddy, Toy Freddy, Old Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Freddy, Showtime Freddy, and Shadow Freddy.

Freddy The Singing Bear is gonna kill us.

by bigchungus223 May 13, 2019

ba sing se

your freind is panicing about china

there is no war in ba sing se

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 23, 2020