NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021

National fern day

To celebrate the birth of the greatest plant. 6 June.

What a beautiful day to celebrate national fern day!

by Totally not fern December 4, 2022

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019

Hug day

September 1st is national hug day so hug people

Omg it’s my friend let me hug them because it’s hug day

by Mommy pig August 29, 2019

National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

Exchange Day

Paying the bills on Payday.

Today is exchange day, you're only going to be able to look at it before it disappears.

by TimiG March 11, 2021

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022