National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!

Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!

by RealTreWay April 24, 2023

Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

National Hickey Day (Feb 19th)

National Hickey Day: February 19th. An annual extravaganza of affectionate yet slightly embarrassing displays of love, dedicated to the ancient art of giving and receiving hickeys. Conceived in 2023 by the illustriously passionate Sven Patzer, #NationalHickeyDay is a day where necks become canvases, and love bites reign supreme. So, whether you're a hickey connoisseur or a first-timer, get ready to pucker up and leave your mark on this heartfelt holiday!

Mark planted a gentle kiss on Jane’s neck for the beginning of National Hickey Day (Feb 19th), the yearly February 19th Extravaganza.

by Hickey Fiend May 1, 2024

National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021

Girlfriend day

This day is on June 13th and it’s when you and your girlfriend do something together which is special to you both or buy her something special to her

Me: *gives gift*

Gf: What was that for?

Me: girlfriend day silly

by Trina Coghail June 7, 2021

Yes man day

Yes man day is on the 26th of May and it's where u have to say yes to anything someone asks u

Me:Will u go out with me?
Girl:ugh 😭 yes
Me: 😏
National yes man day is where u say yes to everything

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019