I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

Blessing day

Every Thursday everyone must give blessing $2.

“Where’s my money”
“What money”
“It’s blessing day”
“Here *gives”

by Rennet August 25, 2021

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022

day

1- Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 23:59 (11:59 pm).
2- Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 17:59 (5:59 pm).
3- Period of 24 hours.
4- Unit of time lasting 24 hours.
5- Circumstance or opportune moment.
6- Current time; actuality.
7- Situation that characterizes something; circumstance.
8- Climatic condition; state of the atmosphere.

Day.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

Guy Fucks Day

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.

Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024

National fern day

To celebrate the birth of the greatest plant. 6 June.

What a beautiful day to celebrate national fern day!

by Totally not fern December 4, 2022

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024