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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day
'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day
by James Greg November 5, 2020
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National girlfriend day

by Doc rivers November 17, 2023
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National bully boyfriends day

On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back
National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)
by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021
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National sex day

Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone
Today is National sex day ? you down 😏
by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019
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International Disha Day

Every year , International Disha Day occurs on September 1.
She's the new godess of the world and we should worship her this day(and all the other days of the year)
Ayo mistah white it's international Disha day today

Yes jesse ik we need to bake a cake
by Blazed Wolf August 30, 2022
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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