National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

fuck dill day

November 21st #dillk

yo it’s fuck dill day #dillk

by DomNoLimbs November 21, 2022

Zonut day

On November 1st we will be nice to the Zonuts and Zoe ( even if u hate them) because of all the hate the Zonuts are getting!

Zonut: “what day is it?”

Me: “Zonut day ofc!”

by jessiestanszoe🕸🎀🦇 August 18, 2021

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021

*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day

by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

December 3th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*

by AlmaGyerek December 3, 2020

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023