smooth your dog

A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?

by MNZT November 26, 2016

Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

BLOW YOUR BEANS

To 'Blow Your Beans' or 'Blowing Your Beans' refers to the act of achieving orgasm or 'cumming'. Generally it is a term used for the male orgasm. However women have been known to use the term too.

Billy - I was goosing my bird last night and she wouldn't let me finish inside her. So I pulled out and she said you can BLOW YOUR BEANS all over my tits.

by Stevie Vodka November 27, 2011

Checking your frequency

When the autistic kid does those weird ass nosies and goes from high to low.

Checking your frequency is the worst sound ever.

by H2Toxic September 1, 2017

Doing Your Mom

When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom

D D Doing Your Mom

by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022

Your lie in april

BEST SAD ANIME IN THE WORLD ALSO AMAZING MUSIC WHERE TWO TEENS FALL IN LOVE LOL SRRY

Guy: why she crying?!
My friend: o cause shes watching your lie in April

me: KIMI DA YO KIMI DA YO OSHIETE -sobs in pain-

by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021

Take Your Oil

Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.

A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.

Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.

"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."

"Take Your oil"

"How was I to know she had crabs?"

"Take your bed hopping oil"

by Cake March 3, 2005