Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025

The Thomas Special

A meal consisting of Rice-A-Roni and a blue raspberry Fanta accompanied with a soapy boobjob

"You look sad, get this man the Thomas special!

by sgtGoober March 4, 2025

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Thomas

Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts

Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch

by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025

thomas

only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.

“hey what’s the new kids name again”
“i heard his name thomas”
“ aw man you already KNOW he only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.“
“but i heard he like tokyo ghoul so he a lil valid”

by William Rodgers March 11, 2025

Thomas

Thomas, where to begin. Thomas is a person with a personality like no one else. People might think that he is weird/rebel or not like everyone else but that's the best part about him. Thomas is also athletic and good at basketball. When you let Thomas in your life your not going to let him go. Thomas is a great friend and cute but he's also a great boyfriend. When you get the chance to be with a Thomas the one goal for him is to make you feel so happy when your with him. Thomas is also the type of person to do new things with life, clothes, hair, and everything that sounds interesting. When you meet the right Thomas you won't ever want to leave or let him go.

Thomas: loyal, Athletic, and cute

by Big boy 01 November 22, 2021