Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003
Get the sand in my vaginamug. The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.
Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.
God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007
Get the Laser Vagina Surgerymug. When a person you know, whose name is Alex, acts as a girl. You can shout "Alex has a vagina" in public places such as kebab shops and pizzerias after nights-out in order to let the world know.
by Huyarich June 24, 2016
Get the Alex has a vaginamug. when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her twat hence a blood fart
by richie terrazas December 29, 2003
Get the Vagina Blood Fartmug. by willie989 January 18, 2010
Get the old lady vaginamug. by Kevin May 4, 2004
Get the wide-set vaginamug. by mcshells February 18, 2009
Get the old lady vaginamug.