A middle aged cretin who dwells in there attic playing with train sets To avoid interacting with the misses due to the underlying hatred of her driven by the fact she spends all his money on new shoes and cars to impress her boss so she can get filled in.
by Bneth September 11, 2018
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It can also be called a sandwich.
It can also be called a sandwich.
Man 1: Hey, do you want to do a train with me and my BF?
Man 2: Sure, I never tried it before!
Woman 1: Hey honey, I bought a strap-on... You know what that means?
Man 1: Let's do a train with our neighbor!
Woman 1: Uhh... I was going to suggest pegging, but that's good too!
Man 2: Sure, I never tried it before!
Woman 1: Hey honey, I bought a strap-on... You know what that means?
Man 1: Let's do a train with our neighbor!
Woman 1: Uhh... I was going to suggest pegging, but that's good too!
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Get the Midnight Freight Train mug.a definitive explanation for the quantifying smelly wog at hand. this is caused by a number of reasons firstly by pimpingg ones self out in allenton on a sunday eve. especially in winter time wen the sun sets in the easternly direction.
by mambalover November 22, 2020
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Damn dude! Why would you be train munching on the girl who just finished out a three some in the next room an hour ago?
(Yuck)
(Yuck)
by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016
Get the Train Munching mug.The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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